Jokes

Répondeur téléphonique relativiste

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En cherchant à joindre un service de comptabilité, j'ai obtenu ce message d'un répondeur téléphonique perdu dans l'espace temps :

Information, Chaos, Order

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There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they discussed which the oldest profession was.

Crocodiles

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The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'